Big Data Friday

“I can’t express how infuriated I am that my credit history, phone activity, and online browsing habits are being systematically collected and archived without my knowledge by undisclosed organizations that aren’t trying to sell me products”–Area Man

“PRISM 1.0 was a little glitchy, and now that we’ve smoothed out the bugs, well, your privacy, especially inside your own home, will be a thing of the past. The technology is so good that it will basically be as if a member of the NSA is standing right behind you at all times”– NSA director General Keith B. Alexander announcing PRISM 2.0

“NSA email me with job offer. Offer say ‘To accept, nod once. To decline, nod twice’”–BigDataBorat